THE FUNNY OR DIE CHRONICLES PART FIFTEEN

Waking up, getting ready, driving to work, going to work, dragging ass home and now…going to sleep. The final stage in Mr. Paul Maul’s self-help home movie collection hits Funny or Die with a night time motto that will make sure you head off to slumber land with just the right attitude to wake up ready to bring it on! Or, have it brought on, or whatever. Couldn’t seem to nail down the syntax on that one. Go here to VOTE FUNNY and dream big!

SHOVE IT UPWARDS 12: THE BIG SLEEP – watch more funny videos

THE FUNNY OR DIE CHRONICLES PART FOURTEEN


You’ve gone through the entire day with Paul Maul, and now it’s time to look back on all you have accomplished and pat yourself on the butt.

Here is a life-altering motto that you can use to inspire and empow-WOW-er you as you, too, drag your ass home from a long, stiff day. Go HERE to Vote Funny! And thank you!

SHOVE IT UPWARDS 11: DRAGGING BUTT HOME – watch more funny videos

THE FUNNY OR DIE CHRONICLES PART THIRTEEN

You’ve woken up with Paul Maul, you’ve had your morning toilet with Paul Maul, you’ve driven to work with Paul Maul, you’ve dropped off the kids at the ex’s with Paul Maul and NOW you get to take Paul Maul to work with you!

Here is a life-changing motto that you can use to inspire and empow-WOW-er you on the job, giving you just the perspective you need to face the work day anew and deal with the toxic nutbags you call your co-workers! Go HERE to Vote Funny! And thank you!

SHOVE IT UPWARDS 10: TAKE THIS JOB AND LOVE IT – watch more funny videos

THE FUNNY OR DIE CHRONICLES PART TWELVE

The world of Paul Maul just got a little bigger, a little more challenging and a lot more awkward. Watch as our terminally upbeat motivational speaker works to find the right thing to say about the tenth circle of relationship hell. And in so doing, he gives YOU an empow-WOW-ering motto that you can use in your own life!

Go HERE TO VOTE FUNNY and see if you don’t get big rewards back from the universe. And if you don’t, then you will see that you didn’t. But you will still have advanced the cause of voting for people on various Internet sites, which, let’s face it, never gets old.

SHOVE IT UPWARDS 9: PAUL MAUL AND HIS EX – watch more funny videos

THE FUNNY OR DIE CHRONICLES PART TEN

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So, using Paul Maul’s last empow-WOW-ering video motto, you got your ass out of bed! Well done! But now you have to face the day erect. Well, walking erect, anyway. I mean, I want this to have appeal across genders and everything.

At any rate, once you’re up and about, you need motivating wisdomy mottos more than ever! And here is one you can keep with you for your entire life, knowing it will always be there to inspire you to at least be mediocre.

GO HERE TO VOTE FUNNY and in the meantime, alter your outlook with this outlook-altering outlook!

SHOVE IT UPWARDS 7: YOUR MORNING TOILET – watch more funny videos

THE FUNNY OR DIE CHRONICLES PART FIVE

My evil twin is at it again in the third installment of his TV Fund Drive Special “Shove it Upwards!” This time, it’s all about making amends.  Of course, when Mr. Paul Maul is giving you advice, you can be assured it is twisted. 

Go HERE TO VOTE FUNNY, and stay empow-WOW-ered, won’t you?

SHOVE IT UPWARDS 3: SAY YOU’RE SORRY – watch more funny videos

THE FUNNY OR DIE CHRONICLES PART FOUR

Enjoy this bit of American history as imagined by two schoolboys rehearsing for their school pageant. And go here to VOTE FUNNY!

I declare my great appreciation in fellowship and Thanksgiving. :)

THE FIRST THANKSGIVING: A RE-ENACTMENT – watch more funny videos

THE FUNNY OR DIE CHRONICLES PART THREE

My alter-ego/evil twin, the mighty motivational speaker Mr. Paul Maul,  rolls on over at Funny or Die, with clips from his TV Fund Drive Special.  Click HERE TO VOTE FUNNY and you will be rewarded in heaven.  I hear the Internet speeds are off the hook up there.

PARENTAL ADVISORY: THIS OUTRAGEOUS VIDEO CONCLUDES IN A DECIDEDLY N.S.F.W. WAY.  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

SHOVE IT UPWARDS 2: OBSCENITIES! – watch more funny videos