My alter-ego/evil twin, the mighty motivational speaker Mr. Paul Maul, rolls on over at Funny or Die, with clips from his TV Fund Drive Special. Click HERE TO VOTE FUNNY and you will be rewarded in heaven. I hear the Internet speeds are off the hook up there.
PARENTAL ADVISORY: THIS OUTRAGEOUS VIDEO CONCLUDES IN A DECIDEDLY N.S.F.W. WAY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.